Anyone working on a website?

I’ve been working on a website and it’s killing me.

Scope creep? Try scope avalanche. It’s overwhelming me, crushing me.

Anyone working on a website? Hands up. What is it with websites and ever-shifting expectations and possibilities? Billions of pixels waiting to be beckoned into life. Enthralling and frustrating.

Agile. Lean. Scrum. Fucking kill me now. Everyone is pushing the latest technology and the latest stack. Teetering lines of code strung between servers and overwrought designers and developers.

Scheduling. Negotiating. Wrangling. Fighting. Promising. Screaming.  

There’s got to be a better way.